One of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. Knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, wants to se you. Whether they pick up the phone to send you a quick text or stop by your house to catch up, someone or something reminded them of you specifically. It just feels really nice to know that you’ve been on someone’s mind and that they care enough to let you know that.
Boyfriend: Do you know what two things are awesome?
Me: Me, and breakfast food?
Boyfriend: You, and books. And then quickly after that, paintballs, sex, etc.
Me: I love that books come before sex. :)
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
why do guys look so hot when they drive
cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning